That jokes
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.