If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
That Jokes
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. ðŸ˜
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
