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If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.