That jokes
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!