Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
That Jokes
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
