That jokes

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

The Philthydelphia Eagles.

That's it. That's the joke.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.