That jokes
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!