That jokes

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.