That jokes
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.