That jokes

Momma

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

    Memes

    Gangster

    How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    35! Do you have a problem with that?

    Oven

    What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

    THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

    Woman

    Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

    Teacher

    A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

    Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

    Family

    I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

    Btw, it's a joke lol.

    Dad

    My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."