That jokes
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
That’s right, I have my own category😎
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.