That jokes
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Memes
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
That was a really crappy bun!
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.