That jokes
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.