That jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.