That jokes

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.