That jokes
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
That is so bad, just like you.
Memes
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
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