That jokes

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.