That jokes
El, can you grab me that bow?
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.