That jokes
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Memes
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.