That jokes

Therapist

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

Doctor

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

Buck

One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"

The other said, "Do you have that many?"

Idiot

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

Dream

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

Astronaut

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

Woman

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Prison

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Kid

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Mom

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Incest

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Mom

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Mama

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.