That jokes

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.