That jokes
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.