That jokes
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.