That jokes
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?