That jokes
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.