That jokes
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL