That jokes

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.