That jokes
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.