That jokes
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
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