That jokes

Fish

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Keyboard

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Cow

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"

The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Chocolate

Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.

It wasn't that funny.

So I just Snickered.

People

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

Muslim

Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.

You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.

Guitar

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."

Difference

What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?

Orphan

I would create an orphan website...

But you need a home page to do that.

(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷‍♀️

Mom

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"

Boyfriend

Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.

Mom: Meet my boyfriend.

Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?

Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.

Birth

Daughter: Where was I born?

Dad: Alabama.

Daughter: That is nice.

Mum: We have never been to Alabama.

Dad: RUN!

Exercise

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

Priest

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

Rice

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”