That jokes
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”