That jokes
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.