That jokes
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.