That jokes

God bless the shooting that happened.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

That was a really crappy bun!

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.