That jokes
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Memes
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.