That jokes
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.