That jokes
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.