That Jokes

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

A two-panel meme with Dr. Robotnik in his vehicle. The first panel has the text "Rule 34 artists be like: sex that," and the second panel reads "sex something."

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?