That jokes

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."