That jokes
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Memes
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”