That jokes
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Memes
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.