That jokes
What did you call a school that got blown up?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Your life. That's all.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!