That jokes
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Memes
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
That moment when you poop 😂
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
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I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?