That jokes

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

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Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

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Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What did you call a school that got blown up?