That jokes
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.