That jokes

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.