That jokes

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

What do you call a guy that lies a lot?

The president.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.