That jokes
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.