That jokes

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!