That jokes
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?