That jokes
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Your life, that's all.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁