That jokes
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.