That jokes

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Moo!

Cow: I was just about to say that!

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)