That jokes

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.