That jokes

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!