That jokes
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.