A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
That Jokes
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
