That jokes
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Memes
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.