That jokes
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.