That jokes
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!