That jokes

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

Did you hear about that Muslim party?

It was a blast!

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.