That jokes

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

Did you know that water is wet?

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrel-elephant ;)

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?

It took my sole.

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”