That jokes
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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