Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
That Jokes
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.