That jokes

What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Car-los

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?

B minor.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!