That jokes
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Memes
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?