That Jokes

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.