That jokes

Time

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Mama

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Present

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Mama

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Memes

Mama

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Coconut

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Imposter

Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

Momma

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Animal

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Flight

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Dick

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

IQ

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Cat

I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

Accident

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Lift

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trash

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.