That jokes
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Memes
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.