New York Income

H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?

W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

*Later that day*

W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?

H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, dummy. The wife is saying she should get paid for doing the nasty with her hubby because some women in New York get paid 400 doll hairs for that. Then the husband wants to tag along to see how she lives off just 800 doll hairs a year, implying she's not that good at her job. Bet you didn't get that, you are probably lactose intolerant.

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