That jokes

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

That one depressed friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.