That jokes

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

What do you call a parent that is pregnant?

Buy one, get one free.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.