That jokes

That memes

Titanic

    • Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

    Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

    Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

    Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

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    • Sister

    • Bf: Do you love me?

    Gf: Most of the time.

    Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.

    Gf:...

    Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?

    Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.

    Bf: Why?

    Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.

    Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

    Gf: Ohh...

    Racist

    • Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?

    Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

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    • Hood

    • The only hood I like is pointy and white.

    That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

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    • Orphan

    • Why do your orphans not drink beer?

    Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

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    • Anniversary

    • Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...

    J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*

    A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

    Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

    What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

    A DG (dee gay)

    What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

    A volCANEo

    What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?

    They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)

    What is Satan's favorite DJ?

    MarshHELLo

    What do neck breakers use?

    Snapchat

    What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?

    Instagraham crackers

    Is this the last joke?

    No

    What is similar between a dog and my ex?

    They are both commonly known as bitches

    What number has a flu from a pig?

    Nine flu (swine flu)

    What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

    BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Who is the best anime girl?

    Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

    Why did Sally get caned?

    Because old men hurriCANED.

    That was all

    OR WAS IT?

    Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

    Police

    • A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

    And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

    And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

    Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

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    • Men

    • Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.

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    • Gay male

    • If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

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