That jokes
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.