That jokes
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.