That jokes

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!