That jokes

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.