That jokes
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!