That jokes
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
screw global warming
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.