Text Jokes

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)

My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage

I accidentally texted my wife “I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.”

I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮‍💨

*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?

I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text

Welcome for the rhyme

Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb

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Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text

Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________

Because a community has more than two people.

when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you then they snob you again

Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher

Mom:did you finish ur homework?

Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving

Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month

Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you

Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts

Son:that was cruel

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Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out