Text jokes
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
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Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
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Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Jorking my peniys
Jeans! (DYM 98)
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
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I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
qestrrrr.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
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I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Out (DYM 75)
Talk to me if you are online.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.