Text jokes
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
F66666666666666666666666666
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.