Text jokes

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"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

Wife is texting husband:

"Honey, if I give you 300 dollars, will you stop being blind?"

Husband: "seilghsielguG"

Wife: "Seriously, David?"

Husband: "fuweyadb"

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

Five (DYM 123).

Doin (DYM 16)?

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

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Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!