Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
reCAPTCHA
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
