A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
