Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.” Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...” Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.” Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’"
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
