Robot test jokes

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.