Robot test jokes

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.