Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
