“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit
Yo mama’s so stupid she took a Covid test and got an F
Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
joe mama so dumb she studies for the covid test
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
