Test jokes

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

Why did Sally fail her final exam?

Because she had nothing written down.

Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.

Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.