Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
