Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
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Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
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Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
what do you get when you crossa vapire wit a teacher?/ lotsa blood test
What do highschool kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said- “I like ya cut g”
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
