Test jokes
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
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Funny Test Answers #4
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.