Terrorism jokes
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Memes
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.