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Terrorism Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
