Terrorism jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.