Terrorism jokes
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
it was just a prank bro.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.