Terrorism jokes
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.