What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Biden did 9/10.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
