Terrorism jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.