Terrorism jokes
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Memes
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”