Terrorism jokes
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Memes
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.