Terrorism jokes
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Memes
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!