Terrorism jokes
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Memes
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.