Terrorism jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.