Terrorism jokes

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.