Terrorism jokes
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.