Terrorism jokes
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Memes
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.