Terrorism jokes
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
9/11.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.