Terrorism jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Memes
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.