Terrorism jokes

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

Biden did 9/10.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.

Now I'm terrified of airports.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.