Terrorism jokes
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.