Terrorism jokes
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
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I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.