What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Terrorism Jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
