Terrorism jokes
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
9/11.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!