Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Terrorist

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

Prank

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Atmosphere

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Memes

9/11

9/11 jokes
A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."

Difference

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Difference

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Tower

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Pilot

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Bomb

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Spiderman

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

9/11

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Drone

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Mistake

    I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.