Terrorism jokes

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RCXD.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.