Terrorism jokes
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.