Terrorism jokes
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Memes
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.