Terrorism jokes
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!