Terrorism jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Memes
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.