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When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.