Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Tell Jokes
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
