If anyone can see Alya KUHL plss tell me! I love and miss her...
if an orphan got hit will they do tell there parents.
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Mom said drugs are my enemies,god said love your enemies.What do i tell her?
If u ever get board just punch a orphan in the face whats he going to do tell hi parents
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but ... we're still working on it.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Q: Why cant you tell 911 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Tell who we are.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
