Tell Jokes

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

Good morning madam, I am from the local council, can you please tell me if you have a dog licence for that poodle you have on your head?

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up

This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)

Hi I am back! Tell me what’s happing

Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

My life

Tell me when you get it

Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....