Tell Jokes

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

If your bored pull a technoblade bully orphans.

What are they Roman do tell their parents?

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

What do you call a traffic light tell to me it told don't look I am changing

Chris started to tell me a joke about nut, but he couldn't finish

Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!

I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long" then the girl say's " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.