Tell jokes

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

Tell who we are.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.