Tell jokes

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Tell who we are.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?