Tell Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Tell who we are.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!

2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.

3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.

4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......

5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.

6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!

7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.

8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS

Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)