Tell jokes

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Tell who we are.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.