Television jokes
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
I'm Pickle Rick!
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"