Television jokes
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
I'm Pickle Rick!
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Memes
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.