Television jokes

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

I'm Pickle Rick!

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.