wut did the pickle say to his friend rick we are pickle ricks
im pickle rick from fortnite hahahahahaha
im a human syke im pickle rick
wut did the pickle do on the road it said im pickle rick
who likes fortnite Gwen Stacy is in the game lets goooooo i love her
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What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
Why did he quit the internet? People kept on (rick) rolling him
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astleyđ [rickrolled]
Why canât Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp itâs not a Rick roll
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roddy Rick Dalby
i go 7u7 I sad i go 7u7 get rick and rolled my son
what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
i will give you a nickle if you tickle my nickle pickle rick
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As Iâm lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins:
Angel: This wonât last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still.
Devil: Did she just twitch?
A: No. She didnât twitch.
D: I think I saw her finger twitch.
A: Well, even if it did, itâs her thigh the techs are aiming at.
D: She wants to scratch her face.
A: Stop it! She can handle staying still a few minutes.
D: But her cheek has an itchy spot.
A: She can just let it itch. She doesnât need to scratch every itch. She will just have to think about something else.
D: Wow...that cheek is really itchy...
A: Think about: Flowers. Acrylic painting. Did the trash get picked up this morning? Her grandson Oliverâs smile...
D: How about a song?
A: Good idea!
D: How about... âNever going to give you up. Never going to let you down....âđ¶
A: OMG! You just Rick-rolled her! Sheâs in the middle of a treatment! You know thatâs the only part she knows!
D: Thatâs okay. Sheâll just repeat the words she knows over and over and over and....
A: Donât be so mean!
D: âNever going to give you up...đ¶â
A: Stop it!
D: Her toe! Her big toe! Did you see that? She just twitched it!
A: No, she didnât.
D: I bet it screwed up the test and they have to start over....
A: She didnât screw anything up!
D: She totally screwed the test up and they were more than halfway done. If they start over at the beginning, she will get too much radiation, and they will end up slicing her whole leg off!
A: Thatâs not how it works...
D: Or they just stop all together and she only gets a partial treatment and her tumor wonât get enough radiation.
A: They know what they are doing!
D: ...And it wonât shrink the tumor and the whole thing fails. And the doctor will have to amputate her leg.
A: No! No! No! Thatâs not how any of this...
D: ...And when they amputate, it will be at the hip and not below the knee because the tumor is in her thigh.
A: Stop this right now!!
D: âNever going to give you up....đ¶â
A: Stop!
D: â...never going let you down....đ¶â
A: Iâm not going to let you...
D: âNever going to give you up...đ¶â .
Techs: Okay. Thatâs it, Tammi! We are finished! How are you doing?
Tammi: ...Oh, Iâm fine.....
