Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Television Jokes
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Family Guy funny moments.
The Stigg
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.