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While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Stig
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "Iām boutta blow this sh*t!"
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Cameron Boyce
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about āKlingons near your anusā.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
