Television jokes
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!