Television jokes
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
Memes
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Family Guy funny moments.
The Stigg
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.