Television jokes
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Family Guy funny moments.
The Stigg
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.