Television jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.