why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why can't a orphan watch T.V.
Because it can't find the home button
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Why don't orphan's watch tv..?
Because of family guy
Family Guy funny moments.
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
AOT > ur fav anime
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Cameron Boyce
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
