Television jokes
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.