Television

Television jokes

Incest

    • The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

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    • Minister

    • What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

    They both thank you for your financial support.

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    • Television memes

    Game of Thrones

    • The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

    I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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    • Family

    • People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

    1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

    2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

    Last but not least, we play Twister.

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    • Fact

    • 5 Cobra Kai Facts:

    1: Johnny = Daniel

    2: Miguel > Robby

    3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

    4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

    5: Tory is actually a good person.

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    • Porn

    • My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

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    • Mama

    • Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.