Television jokes
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.