Television jokes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Memes
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.