Television jokes
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.