Television jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Memes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.