Television jokes
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Memes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.