Technology jokes
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.