What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Technology Jokes
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Talk to me if you're online.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
