Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Technology Jokes
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
