Technology jokes
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Talk to me if you're online.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.