Technology jokes
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Memes
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.