Technology jokes
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Talk to me if you're online.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3