Technology jokes
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Talk to me if you're online.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Memes
f_ck teslas
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.