Technology jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
I don’t know what to call this chat.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.