Technology jokes
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Talk to me if you're online.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!