Technology jokes
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Memes
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.