Technology jokes
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Talk to me if you're online.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.