Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your mom is so obese that a picture of her takes forever to print. Printers are slow, but not *that* slow, unless you're printing a whole dang billboard. In fact, I heard you have trouble with printers, probably because you have trouble installing the drivers in the first place.