AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
When you still there?
