Technology jokes
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Memes
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
I think my penis has facial recognition.