Technology jokes
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
shrek=daddy
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.