Technology jokes
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
I think my penis has facial recognition.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!