Technology jokes
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Memes
I love rdr2
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
I think my penis has facial recognition.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.