What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
why cant orphans play video games because they don't have their parents email
What hhhhb did I do with the internet for
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
