Technology jokes
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Something I came across today.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.