Technology jokes

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

Science flies you to the moon.

Religion flies you into towers.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabytes.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What do you call a family picture for an orphan?

A selfie.

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.

What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”