Technology jokes
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Memes
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.