Technology jokes
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.