Technology jokes
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.